mind-of-mycroft:

I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.

(Source: queer-lodgingss, via yaoi-kudasai)

(Source: 600microgramsofhatredanddespair, via satanszombies)

lightuptheknightskye:

@yoongidboy

(via spelviin)

communistbakery:

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via vveerus-deactivated20200516)

whoopsrobots:

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

(via submachineguns)

(Source: moisemorancy, via miiunas)

meladoodle:

*doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..

(via shokou)

21lillian21:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends into anime

image

Me getting @imgonnasleepforever into Haikyuu

(Source: achillesfeels-blog, via spelviin)

  • friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
  • me: fictional, mostly
Youve seen summer, now get ready for

afreaux:

9 months of crippling anxiety and stress

(Source: blackmodel, via imjiwoos)

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

(via t-ooru)